i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience.
things i need from you when i’m having a derealization-induced panic attack:
- get us to a location where i feel safe and know that it will be just us there
- tell me i’m not crazy
- tell me it’s going to be okay
- have me tell you how i’m feeling
- get me tissues
- breathe deeply with me
- please try to stay calm and not cry (it will make me feel scared and guilty)
- remind me that the feeling won’t last forever
- check the clock so you can time how long my recovery takes
I don’t want to go to class. I don’t want to cram my assignments. I don’t want to take this midterm. I don’t want to leave the apartment.
I want to go back to bed. I want to pet my cat.
I hate when people think that anxiety is just “feeling nervous”. It’s so much more. For me, it’s irregular heartbeats, heavy breathing, stomach/headaches, insomnia, crying fits, shaking, dizziness, and sometimes the urge to break things. So what was that about “feeling nervous”?
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- me:i need to sleepme:*masturbates*
- I should be studying but I really need to fucking rant okay
So I’m supposed to be studying for math but this is more important right now.
I hate anxiety..
i just answered the phone on a telemarketer calling and answer “Greg’s Morgue! You kill ‘em, we chill ‘em! How may I help you?”
the sheer panic in...